Silly ManCat

ollie...."See biped! I can touch my nose wif my tongue!"


biped...."I decided dat today would be Silly Monday cuz on Design Star last night there was a silly boy child. (Daisy quit reading till you've watched da program)."

biped...."Da designers had to decorate kids bedrooms and one of them drew a 5 year old boy. When asked what color he wanted his room painted the little boy said, "spagetti". We're disapointed in da silly judges again. One of them criticized da designer for painting da room the color that the client wanted. And den da silly Vern Yip criticized da neat recycled head board."

heesh...."I wonder what Mr. Yip would say about da biped's "floral" arrangement that's made wif a broken drive shaft (part of a car) that has an old thisle and stalk of dried okra in it."

Saturday in da Ozarks

Can you quess what this sweet little kitty is thinking about?



She couldn't be trying to figure out how to wap da doggie, could she?



Silly question.... She twirled, she dangled off da edge of da bed wif footsies pawing da air, den she dribbled Temptashun crumbs all over da bed and backed up about a foot.



Da moment Angel reached for da food Sheesh pounced and wap wap wap..

And the Answer is!

biped...."Most likely the answer is D. We're not absolutely sure that Smudge is trying to hypnotize his sisfur but it sure looks like it."


Heesh...."Princess has been a member of the family for over 10 years now and is VERY protective of da biped. Every morning grandma has to sneak by da door to da biped's room, being sure to stay as far away as possible to keep Princess from growling at her. When she first came to live wif us she was very scared and threatened to put da bitey on everyone but da biped and Grandma. Da rescue people said dat she needed to work on "socialization" but it was really hard because she wanted to have nuffin to do wif people. About four months after she moved in da biped took her and grandma to da ocean. It was a beautiful place wif benches along a walkway and very few people. Da biped and Princess was sitting on a bench watching da waves when dis strange looking woman walked up and sat down on da end of the bench. Da biped shortened da leash so Princess couldn't put da bitey on da lady and before she could say anything da lady scooted right up next to Princess, leaned over and said, "How's your day going beautiful?" Princess turned and smiled at da lady and gave her a big kiss. Da lady stood up and said, "Have a nice life!, and then embarrassed she turned back and said to da biped, "Oh, and you too." "Da biped said dat da lady must of been a "socialization Angel" cuz Princess was much better after dat, except for men, loud children, and black doggies."

Multiple choice Question

A.. Is Smudge trying to hypnotize Princess?
B.. Is Princess guarding da biped?
C.. Is Smudge trying to get up nerve to sneak by Princess?
D.. All of the above.

Check back later today to see if you quessed correctly.

CAT vs DOG in da Ozarks!

smudge...."hmmmm, do you think I'm brave enough, close enough to wap da doggie?"

annie...."I tink you need to grow a longer arm or lose some of dat belly if you're going to wap her."




smudge...."Maybe this would work."
annie...."Good way to become a three legged cat."


smudge....."WAP! WAP!giggle, giggle, giggle"


princess...."grrrr"



******more wapping followed by more grrrs



biped....."you'd be a lot scarier if you didn't wag your tail while you growled at da kitties."

Early Fall in da Ozarks

biped....."We wandered around da yard this weekend catching little hints of fall. Check out the color on our Sassafras tree. They're a tree of many uses depending on their size. They are a hardwood so in the "good ole days" (which translated means before the idiots with the big saws came) they used to make baseball bats out of them, and canoes and paddles. From the roots you get the oil that was used to make root beer. In our part of Missouri they are very slow growing because of the poor soil. They are also used for herbal purposes and the cajuns smoke the leaves and grind them up to make a seasoning.



biped...."Another sign of fall is spiders. When we go geocaching Mr. Bill leads the way so he gets caught in the web instead of me."


WARNING! SMALL ANIMALS SHOULD BE PROTECTED FROM THIS GUY!

Toesie Tuesday Interupted....

biped...."I am sorry to say that I can think of nothing new to blog about."

heesh....."What's dat noise I hear?"

biped...."angel? What are you chewing on?"



angel..."nuffin biped., burp."
biped...."Hmmmm Heesh, does this look like our phone line?"



biped...."Angel did you chew up da phone line?"



angel..."No biped. Maybe Sheesh chewed it."
biped...."Hmmm, it's been at least five years since Sheesh ate a telephone line. Or attacked the Christmas tree lights for that matter. I do think you're fibbing. You know if you tell a fib your tongue grows."


heesh...."I thought it was your nose that grew?."
annie...."Shush, she's a dog, she won't know that!"

angel...."Is it going to stay dis way forever?"
heesh...."It will if da biped gets her way. Maybe she could super glue it like dat so you can't chew up anything else."