New Year's Resolutions

biped....."So lets see....How's your new years going?  Ours you ask?......

Major....."Not so hot here.  I gotted this neat box in the mail and it went flatted the minute I tried to sit in it."

biped......"Maybe that's a hint that you need to start working on that New Year's resolution."

ps...biped...."If you ever wondered if the cat hair in your computer's monitor could catch fire.  Well the  answer is yes."

Major....."Quit complaining.  You have a brand new monitor now.  BTW were'nt you going to give up complaining this year?"