Monday, August 22, 2011

Bad Kitty Week...

biped...."Oh my cat! She's sitting on the shelf."

grandma....."I was wondering why the nails were pulling out of the wall."

biped...."Major, you're not supposed to ....."



swoosh....."

grandma...."you were saying. Now what are you going to do?"

biped......"where's the squirt bottle?"

biped......"You better get down from there. Grandma is getting the squirt bottle."




major...."You're a mean biped. Daisy sits on shelves all the time and she never gets squirted."


9 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

You tell them, Major! Shelves are a kitty's Special Place.

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Yeahhhhh... sacred be the shelves!!

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

thin be the sheet rock in cheap mobile homes. And forget about finding a stud to pound a nail into.

Random Felines said...

Major - you are just going to have to find another high spot to use for your vulture routine!!!

GreatGranny said...

Mom has used a squirt bottle, but she forgot about it. Grandma, that will do it. But, we kitties have to climb so we can survey everything.
xoxo Kassey

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

OH NO! NOT THE SQUIRT BOTTLE!

Kwee Cats said...

Major! You sure are a cutie on the shelf...why that biped mind so much??? Just hammer them nails back into the wall. You know, our Pungy? How her name is actually Liddy Pung. Well, "Liddy Pung" came from "Little Sponge" because she did not mind the squirt bottle!
(((hugs)))
Have a happy!

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

Maybe you need a special shelf just for kitties!

Lin said...

How about a window shelf that is made for kitties?? I think they hook onto the the sill so you can sit on it and look outside.