Kibble Time

Lgk....."Wow, look at this human kibble."

 

Gus....."Wow that's really huge!"

Momcat...."Does it taste good?"

 

Lgk......"Not really.  It could use a little salmon juice."

 

Gus....."Hey, here comes the biped.  Maybe she's bringing the salmon juice."

 

 

 

Lgk...."No, its a cup of that hot steamy stuff."

 

Gus...."Hey, look!  She's dipping her kibble in the hot stuff."

 

Momcat....."Well that's insulting.  She sure is acting uppitty.  Everyone knows there isn't germs in kitty slobber."

Ain't he cute!

Biped......"Hey Mom,  come look at Heesh!"

Mom......."Uh, whaaaa?"

Biped....."Isn't he cute?!  He's the first one to use it."

Mom....."Ooooh my."

Ollie....."Oh my is right.  We're going to be kicked right outta da Ozarks."

The Over the Hill Gang...

biped....."Only people over 42ish years old will know what I'm living with.  Certainly people in their 60's will really relate.  I truly feel that I cursed myself when 30 years ago when I told my 80ish neighbor that she just needed to go to a different eye doctor and she'd be able to get decent glasses.  The reason I'm blabbering about failing eyesight and crappy eye glass makers is that Mom and I were sitting on the front porch the other night.  And Mom said,

MOm....."Look at that clump of grass walking across the driveway."

biped...."Mom, grass doesn't walk.  In our yard it bolts but it never  has been known to walk."


biped....."I had to sit there a few minutes before I saw what she was seeing.  There was about a square foot chunk of grass moving slowly across the yard."

biped....."I had to run inside and get the camera to take a picture of Mom's walking grass.

 

biped....."Look at the size of those claws.  I bet it could really do some damage if you tried to pick it.

Good Times in the Ozarks

Gus....."Wow!  Come Look at this thing!"

 
 

 

 

LGK....."Too bad they weren't this big out in the woods.  We wouldn't of nearly starved to death."

 

 

Gus....."Hey Dadcat!  Ain't cha sorry now dat you abandoned us?"

 

 

 

 

ps....biped....Mom and kitties have free range of the house.  They've met Heesh, Smudge (loves them), Ollie and all has gone well.  Actually the only one they haven't reacted with is Annie who is avoiding them like the plague.  Well that is till Friday night when the temperature got down into the 40's and she gave up and joined me in bed.

 

Gotcha!

Gus...."Gotcha you sneaky creature!"

 

Lgk...."Another mouse?  We really must be living in the low rent distric.

At Home with the Wilde Family

The Wilde Family

 

 

 

 

Gus....."Just call me the Wild Man!"

 

LGK....."Wild?  I thought we were over our wild ways."

 

Gus....."The Wild Man saves the biped from a alien specie."

 

LGK....."I am not wild.  I'm beautiful.  I can't wait till I get a pink dress to go with my pink bed."

Caged....

Gus...."Oh hi...I guess you're wondering what I'm doing."


visitor....."I just wanted to drop by to see if you've been let out of the big basket yet.  But I see you're still there."

Gus...."Well yes we are.  Momcat is still feeling a bit tired, but LGK has perked up.  Speaking of perky, the biped dropped off a couple mice but they need a little perking up.

visitor....."How's that perk'ng up going?

Gus......"Not so good.  Water hasn't revived it.  Guess I'll try a computer screen next.  If its like the biped it should spring back to life.

visitor....."If its like the biped, you'll need a glass of Diet Coke too."