The Lady with 700 Cats! The Cat House on the Kings

Ollie...."Great News friends! My former foster Mom Lynea is going to be on tv tonight at 9pm pacific on National Geographic Wild. If you can't stay awake that late make sure to record it. Don't mistake the channel either. It's not the old National Geographic with the prison stories, it's a brand new channel. If your cable service doesn't have that channel, you just may have to go visit that nerdy cousin of yours to watch it."

Ollie...."And there's even more news from The Cat House on the Kings! You can spend the night at the cat house, all ya got to do is call and reserve the room, or pull up a piece of drive way if you prefer."

Project Catway....

smudge...."What are you doing Major? Praying for a new bed?"





major...."No don't you know what started tonight?"

smudge...."Another heat wave? Where in the world are you going?

muffled sounds
major...." I'm hiding. Is she out there? Does she have fabric?"

smudge...."She who? Fabric?"

major...."Don't you remember this time last year when Project Runway started?"



smudge...."Oh my!"



major...."She'll never find me here."



smudge...."I wonder if there's room for me? You never know color grey might be in style this year."

Thankful Thursday....

Christmas in July ....

Ollie...."We almost jumped out of our skins! Dare was a big Bang! bANG! Bang! on da door, and dumb and dumber exploded into a barking frenzy and a Man was at the door."

major...."Yes there was a man at the door wif a HUGE box from Peggy's Place."

Ollie..."Once da man left we ripped open da box."



major...."Tell it was a huge box. And it smelled like fishes."



ollie...."It was full of beautiful fluffy blankets...There was a purpley one."



major...."And there was fishes that I opened and scattered all over the clean kitchen counter which now smells like fishes."

ollie...."And there was a pretty pink blankie..."



major...."We'll show you more tomorrow but right now I gotta eat these fishies before annie gets here."

Ollie...."Thank the cats at Peggy's place for the blankies."

major..."Thank you Peggy's cats for da fishies."

Ollie..."I never saw any fishies."

ManKitty Monday...

biped...."Joplin you look very serious there."



Joplin...."Biped, I think I saw a ghost!"



biped....."Joplin came over for Sunday dinner with Uncle. He was the purrfect quest (Joplin, not Uncle) and didn't bite anyone. Ollie came over and sniffed a little bit, hissed and walked away. Dumb and Dumber didn't even notice Joplin as they were begging grandma for turkey. Major took a look and decided harrassing Annie would be more fun."

Formerly Feral Friday

biped...."Baby J does not like hands. I think it's part of the feral in him. He does however like arms and will run across the room and jump into your arms."



biped...."He also likes pants with little ties on the cuff. I have no clue why the manufactorer put them on because they're always untied dragging on the floor, now with a kitten holding on to them."



biped...."Yes BJ likes his nip. Remember the pink mouse that BJ drowned? Well I put it outside on the little porch and something came along and took it. Maybe there's a baby armadillo out there playing with it."



biped...."You all have a nice safe and cool weekend."

Your Weekly Joplin

biped...."Baby Joplin and a can of dust remover. I think I'll contact the dust remover company and tell them they should re-market their product as a cat remover as it sure does. Unlike Major who would stand there defying the puffs of air, all I have to do is shake the can at Joplin and he's running away at full speed."



biped...."Joplin explodes from a quilting project and..."



biped...."almost skidded off the table."