Where's the Major?

smudge......"What's the Major doing in the PTU?"

ollie....."I'm not sure. I think the biped is taking her to see a lady."

smudge....."What Lady?"

ollie...."I don't know. I heard her on the phone. She said something about a lady and her garden."

Mancat Monday....

biped...."Hey Heesh, look at what I found for you! It's a one size fits all cat bed."

heesh...."Yeah, yeah... We've been down that road before. There's always some part that doesn't fit."



heesh..."Can it be true? Have they actually made a one size fits all bed that actually fits me?"



heesh....."Wow it's true biped! I have my own fluffy cat bed!"

heesh...."Look! Even mousie fits in here with me."



smudge....."Biped, you should feel guilty! First you stole some poor Great Dane's bed and then you had the gall to tell Heesh that it was a cats bed."

Bad Kitty

smudge...."What's the major doing?"

ollie...."She's stalking.."

smudge...."What's she stalking? You can't even see birds from there."




ollie...."No, but she can sure wap the biped on the head when she comes in the door."



major...."And you know what the best part is? It's watching da biped jump straight up and wave her arms all around."

Friday in the Garden.....

biped...."Warning....These pictures are not for the faint of heart..."

heesh....."I don't see anything wrong with the pics"

smudge...."The only thing wrong is that we're locked up in the house and can't get out and join in the fun."

biped...."Ok, I warned you!"





biped...."In case you have poor eyes it's not two snakes having fun in the garden. . It's one snake and a worm. And the worm isn't having a very good day."

Project Catway... Episode 4

biped...."Hello bloggie friends. Episode 4 of project catway was a tad bit....boring... but it did have it's high lites. First of all they had these fancy hats. Each contestant got to design a dress based on a hat that was really bizzar. Since Ozark Mountain Cats are not trained models like Daisy and Harley our hats are going to be a lot tamer than those on the show."

biped...."Here we have model Major showing her nice buggy hat. On the real show they had an orchid hat which caused the demise of it's designer. Trust me she deserved to go."



biped..."Now our favorite contestant was safe this week but it wasn't an easy one for him. We start our review of the show with Guru Tim walking up to Casanova."

Guru Tim…..”who would wear this dress? It looks like 1988!"

Casanova…..”I have made too many mistakes. I cannot make any more mistakes. I am not like a cat with seven lives….."



major...."Dear God! I don't know what I did but it seems that two of my 9 lives have disapeared. Could you please see to it that they are restored?"




biped...."Guru Tim just shakes his head and walks on to the next contestant. Which happens to be Orchid Girl. She has a black dress and she's trying to add some bright pink stripes to it. One side of the dress is four inches longer than the other. After discussion with the Guru, she takes a pair of shears and changes the scoup neck to one of those slanty jobbers. To make up for the fact the dress is still showing too much boob she gathers up a bunch of frontal fabric and sews it down. Meanwhile the contestants discuss the disaster amongst themselves."

contestant...."There are many ways to skin a cat,, but you should bring a knife…."

screeching sound (simular to finger nails on the black board)!!!




major...."OMC! Did I hear that right? Now they're going to skin a cat! Dear God there goes another life..."

biped...."We leave you tonight with our last contestant, Peach. Grandma no longer wants to be Peach so just use your imagination. Remember she's 50+.. Every week she makes another pink dress that looks like some dress designed in 1950. This week is no exception. For some reason the dress doesn't fit on her maniquin which happens to be the same size as her model. So there she is, trying to squeeze her model into the much too small dress."

model...."It's not going to fit... YOU"RE HURTING ME!"

Peach….”it may take a stick of butter, but I’m going to get this girl in this dress.”

biped...."And with that the poor model limps off holding her breath."

Wordless Wed....

nitey night....

biped...."I think the major missed the lecture on sharing, but at least she's got napping all figured out."