Good Times in the Ozarks

Gus....."Wow!  Come Look at this thing!"

 
 

 

 

LGK....."Too bad they weren't this big out in the woods.  We wouldn't of nearly starved to death."

 

 

Gus....."Hey Dadcat!  Ain't cha sorry now dat you abandoned us?"

 

 

 

 

ps....biped....Mom and kitties have free range of the house.  They've met Heesh, Smudge (loves them), Ollie and all has gone well.  Actually the only one they haven't reacted with is Annie who is avoiding them like the plague.  Well that is till Friday night when the temperature got down into the 40's and she gave up and joined me in bed.

 

Gotcha!

Gus...."Gotcha you sneaky creature!"

 

Lgk...."Another mouse?  We really must be living in the low rent distric.

At Home with the Wilde Family

The Wilde Family

 

 

 

 

Gus....."Just call me the Wild Man!"

 

LGK....."Wild?  I thought we were over our wild ways."

 

Gus....."The Wild Man saves the biped from a alien specie."

 

LGK....."I am not wild.  I'm beautiful.  I can't wait till I get a pink dress to go with my pink bed."

Caged....

Gus...."Oh hi...I guess you're wondering what I'm doing."


visitor....."I just wanted to drop by to see if you've been let out of the big basket yet.  But I see you're still there."

Gus...."Well yes we are.  Momcat is still feeling a bit tired, but LGK has perked up.  Speaking of perky, the biped dropped off a couple mice but they need a little perking up.

visitor....."How's that perk'ng up going?

Gus......"Not so good.  Water hasn't revived it.  Guess I'll try a computer screen next.  If its like the biped it should spring back to life.

visitor....."If its like the biped, you'll need a glass of Diet Coke too."

Now What?

 

biped...."Momma cat came home from the vet today. I decided to see how she'd do in the "play pen" with the kids. I expected some discourse but it wasn't going to happen. Mom retreated into the old battered carrier and started making that cute chirping sound and the kids joined her. So much for the rule about not putting multiple cats in a carrier.

 

 

 

biped...."Here's a picture of "LGK".  I can't believe that in two days nobody has complained about being in the pen.  The rest of the cat kids have quit checking out the newbies, that is except for Joplin who is determined to play poke a kitty with Gus."

biped....."If you notice, there's quite a difference in size between Gus and the girls.  He's already two inches taller than mom so I doubt that Joplin is going to be playing poke a kitty for much longer.  Oh and Grandma, the cat hater, has already taught the kitties a trick.  They can untie shoe laces.

 

 

Invasion in the Ozarks

Ollie....."Have you seen Joplin?"

Smudge......"He's really pissed about something.

 

Biped....."Joplin, I've been a little lax here.  I should of explained about the birds and the bees a long time ago."

Joplin....."You got me a bird?"

Biped....."Not exactly.  When biped's don't get their kitties fixed there is a population explosion."

 

 

Joplin....."Birds and bees?  You got suckered again didn't you."

biped......"Yeah, well actually Grandma did.  She's the one that sat there playing with them."

 

 

 Joplin...."Them?  How many cats is "them?"

Grandma...."too many."

 

Here Kitty, Kitty!

 

Gramma......."Annie and that grey kitten have sure made a mess out of the window."

biped......"Huh?

Gramma....."The grey kitty sits in its bed and plays paddy cake with Annie."

biped......"The grey kitty hasn't been using the bed lately.  She's sleeping on the old pillow."

Gramma....."Silly biped, the kitty is staring at us thru the window."

biped......"Annie's been playing patty cake with that kitty?"

Gramma......"Duh, that's what I just said!  You know that kitty really needs a name."

biped....."I think I'll do that,  right after we get you that catarack surgery.  I wonder if  we can get a 2 for 1 sale.  If Annie thinks thats a kitten then she needs surgery too."