Sibcat Rivalry

major...."Hey Annie! It looks like your butt's getting bigger every day!"

smudge..."Quess you're going to have to give up eat'n ice cream with Grandma..."



annie...."Go ahead and make fun of my beehind. If you think that's big you should check out my smile."

Wednesday in da Ozarks...

biped...."What are you looking at? Do you have a bug trapped in the sink?



biped...."Maybe you have a lizard."



biped....."Uhhhh, you're stalking a lid.??!



major....."Hush biped, it's not just any lid. It's a Friskie's lid and could have a great big glob of yum stuck to the bottom side."



biped...."I've heard of the great white hunter before, but never the great Glob hunter."

I've been robbed!

joplin...."Remember the last time the carrier came out and I went to visit the nice vet?"

joplin...."and after I visited the nice man I got to go to sonic and get hot dogs and milk shake?"



joplin...."Well this time the carrier came out, and the biped said it's only $5.00, and I thought oh boy, I'm going to get upgraded and get a $5.00 burger but instead I got taken to the cheap cow vet and he stold my Hoo-Haws. After that I was soo sleepy that I can't remember if I got my hamburger or not."

biped...today...."Baby Joplin has recovered enough to climb up into the attic and gallop around. His feelings are still hurt but a dish of grandma's ice cream will most likely sooth them, and yes the cheapo biped did pay $5.00 for the hoo-haw-etomy. A long time ago she asked her vet tech friend what the difference was between the expensive vet and the cheapo spay clinic and she said, "The quality of the furniture in the lobby. Thinking about it she remembers that the cow vet doesn't even have furniture for the customers."

Fashion Friday.....

joplin...."I am not Daisy. I will not be a model cat! There is no project runway in my future!"



joplin...."NO! I said no modeling. What don't you understand?"



joplin...."Yummm, you get treats for modeling? Well maybe I'll try again next week."

Wordy Wed.

major...."Remember when you were a little kid, and you went to the dentist and he had a drawyer full of toys and candy?"

major...."Well at our house we have a drawyer too. And it has nip goodies in it."



major...."Sometimes you have to dig really deep."



major...."Wow, now I know how those gold miners feel. I've hit the motherlode. Not only did I find nip, I found a nip mouse."



major...."I better get outta here before that mean ole annie takes my toy away."

Tuesday in the Ozarks...

joplin...."I got to go over and visit the big house today. The biped's been hiding this guy from me."



joplin...."Aaaah, life is good."

When good cats go Bad....

major...."My feelings are really hurt."

smudge...."How come?"

major...."All those visitors on my last post said I was up to no good."



smudge...."I wonder why they'd say such things."

major...."I don't know either. I really try to be good."



smudge...."Uh what are you trying to do now?

major...."Well I've been listening to the biped's gripes about the kitty litter being scattered all over the place."



major...."So I make sure I wash my paws off before I walk across the her desk."