Horrow Week!

major...."Biped! Oh Biped!"

major...."Is my time out over? I promise I'll be good to sister Hiss."



annie...."Oh Horrors! She believed her."

Thankful Thursday....

ollie...."I sure wish I could remember the name of the teacher that put the biped and her messy desk out in the hall when she was in the third grade."

smudge....."How come?"

ollie...."I'd tell her that it didn't stop da biped from being messy."



ollie....."Oh Noes...I's slipp'ng."



smudge...."Don't grab da keyboard on your way off da desk."

ollie....."How come? Does it mess da computer up?"

smudge....."Nope, it comes flying off and wacks you in da head."

Confirmed.....

major....."Hey where did the light go?"



major...."Uh, big blue thing, you're going to sit on me!"



major...."Oh no! It's curtains for the cute little orange kitty. No first gotcha day party"



Arrrrrgh! chair madly twirls

grandma....."Oh majorkins! Smoochie, smooch, smooch! You shouldn't sleep in da biped's chair. You cudda become a pancake."

major...."I toldya I had da bestest Grandma."

Virginia Bluebells

Monday Mews....

major....."Hey bruder! Are cats supposed to eat hot dogs?"



ollie...."Snif, snif...."



ollie....."I'm not sure that ANYONE is supposed to eat those things."

Wordless Wed....

The retreat....

major...."Well the biped's gone along with her baskets of fabric. She's going on another retreat."



major....Ollie and I inspected her rolling bag to make sure her sewing machine would be safe."



major...."I tried to hide in da bag so I could go meet her friends, but she found me."



ollie...."This must be the biped's friends. They're all standing around talking. I guess they do a lot of talking at a quilt retreat."



ollie...."Maybe they're doing some sort of excercise here. They just seem to be walking along. Hey wait a minute, something has happened."



ollie...."Wow, look at them run. What's going on?"



smudge....."Hey dat one jumped the fence."

ollie....."You know, there's only a couple things that would make the biped and her friends move that fast."



smudge....."Food or a fabric sale.