The little Prisoner..

biped...."Looks like we have another prisoner cat."

major...."Where's the treats?"



biped...."At the store. And don't bother telling me that Daisy had treats."



major...."Hack, hack,"

biped...."What are you doing?"

major....."Pretending I have a hack saw. They make a hacking sound."

biped...."That's a pitiful joke. You've been hanging out around your Uncle too much. Move over! I'm tired."

major....."Arrrgh! Prisoner abuse! You almost sat on me."

The Major Stalker...

smudge...."Hey Major. Hide under the blanket and wap Annie when she walks by."

major...."That's a neat idea! Here goes."



Major...."Is she coming? I can't see a thing."

smudge...."Not yet."



smudge....."Your eyes are a little droppy. You're not fall'n asleep are ya?"



major...."Noooozzzzzz"

Tuesday....

biped...."There I was, in the 'quiet' room reading my favorite magazine when I felt a warm breath on my nearly naked shoulder. Shortly thereafter I felt a tickling sensation on my neck....."



biped...."sigh, bathroom cat has found another hidey spot."

major...."I was just making sure you pulled out dat coupon for Fancy Feast."

ps...."it's a much better hidey spot when the light is off and da biped is 3/4's asleep.

Momma's little helper...

major...."It smells a little bland. I think it needs more spice."



major...."You need to stir it a little bit. It looks a little lumpy."

biped...."Who do you think you are? The next iron chef?"



major...."Well compared to some of those contestants, I think I stand a good chance."

biped....."Not if the judges catch you sticking your paw in the batter."



major...."Well at least they won't yell at me for not tasting it. Plus the oven will kill any cat germs."

On a Lighter Note....

ollie..."The biped's gone and got grandma hooked on Billy the Goat and his friends Donkey and Donkey. They were in a parade on Friday. We're a bit jealous see'n as we've never been in a parade."

ollie...."Here's Billy and his girl friend. Boy he's a quick. He's only had a facebook account for three weeks and he's already got a girl friend. I've been blogging for waaaay over a year and nothing."



ollie...."Here's Donkey and Donkey in their float. Their "float" has been made of cow or pig panels which are four feet high and eight feet long. Based on that you can see how small Donkey and Donkey are."



ollie...."Billie and his girlfriend."



ollie...."We really have to watch grandma see'n as she really likes donkeys. She may try to sneak off and bring one of these guys home."



ollie..."Well here's a face that only a grandma could love."

Live Strong

We choose brother Heesh to be our spokescat cuz he's a cancer survivor. Cancer has played a big role in our family. Besides Brother Heesh, Sister Sheesh had it. Da biped's bestest human friend lost the battle to it. Da biped's brother has had serious lung cancer which is in remission and da biped and grandma both have had skin cancer.

Yup it's definetely fall...

ollie...."There's sumthing missing here biped."

biped...."wheeze, snort, gurgle gurlge...what?"



ollie...."You shoulda bought a sneeze guard."

biped...."wheeze, huh?"

ollie...."I got drenched the last time you sneezed. You need a protective sneeze guard."

biped...."How about I put a tupperware bowl over your head to protect you.

ollie...."Why not your head?."

biped...."I can't. All we have left is the little one. Dumb and Dumber ate the rest of the set."