Thursday in the Garden

heesh...."It's gardening day, I wonder what the biped is up to.?"

smudge...."What's a jiffy pot?"

annie...."I know! I know! It's the snack that the biped puts in the micro wave."

heesh...."That's Jiffy Pop, these things are Jiffy Pots."

smudge...."I know what they are! I saw them made on the Dirty Jobs tv show."



smudge...."They're made from cow poo and you grow plants in them."

annie...."Oh NOES! She's growing Coke in them. We're all going to end up in jail."


Princess...(aka dumb)"Do you think we should tell them that the coke bottles are being used as little mini hot houses?"

Angel....(dumber) "You mean she's not growing coke?"

Princess (rolls her eyes)....."You might want to check out the seed packages next to the Jiffy Pots."

Pure Sugar

Tuxie Tuesday

biped...."Definetely Tuxilicious, even if I do say so."

Mancat Monday

Easter in da Ozarks

biped...."Ok Joya, look pretty for the camera!"





joya...."keep dream'n biped!."

biped...."If you don't smile, the easter bunny is going to skip our house."




joya...."pfffft. No lieing to the kitteh, biped!"

joya...."A. We don't live in a house. We live in a trailer if you can call it living.
B. Easter bunnies don't come to trailers least wise not here in da Ozarks. Easter bunnies are not dumb. They know dat there's a shot gun in the closet."

annie...."Hey it looks like da biped finally got Furzilla to pose."




annie...."It may have something to do wif da choke hold on her neck."

Update to Floofy Friday

biped...."About three weeks ago my friend Audrey was over helping me sew 50 pillowcases for a local nursing home. She was in sitting at the kitchen table facing the window that faces our backyard and she started screaming, jumping up and down."



audrey,,,,"Turkey, Turkey Turkey!!!"

biped....."But Audrey, I've been telling you for months that we had turkeys in the back yard."

audrey...."But you didn't say that they dropped in for afternoon coffee!"

ps...They really don't come for coffee., just for corn and bird seed that I scatter outside the kitchen window.

Floofy Friday

annie...."Has anyone seen Ollie or Smudge?

sheesh....."No, why do you ask?"



annie...."Cuz da turkeys are back and it looks like dey stold ollie's tail."



sheesh... "Oh my, maybe they swallowed 'em and the only thing left is the floof."


annie...."Poor Ollie was probably trying to catch one of dose critters for our Easter dinner."

sheesh....."Look at that thing! He's actually proud dat he ate Ollie."



annie...."It's time for Grandma to get her shot gun outta da closet."