The bestest part of Catmus, so says Baby Moose ......

Are da boxes.  All da boxes.  We gots our Secret Paws present yesterday and da HuMom is horrible.  She putz it up on a high shelf so we can't reach it.  We're so mad at her dat we've slowed down our hissing at each other.

See.  I'm wiffin a foot of da Momcat and she ain't hissin at me.

It's extremely quiet tonight.  You might even say Peaceful.  No hiding or hissing from the big cats as Baby Moose is having a sleep over at the vet.  Nothing serious says the big cats.  It was time for a little snipitty snip snip if  you know what I mean.

I caught Momcat trying to text the vet to have his pointy little teeth removed too, but I doubt that she's going to get that Christmas Wish full filled.

Not every furry is really happy about having a new brother.  Especially a brother like a baby Moose.  LGK's face kinda says it all.

LGK (little grey kitty) thinks Moose's name should be either Crash, Bang or Nippie.

Rainy Day Cat Tales

It's a rainy day in da Ozarks so the HuMom and DadDog Riley is inside.  They're all mine.  Did da HuMom tell you that I'm a rare Fetcher Cat.  I think I play fetch because I had a DadDog instead of a CatMom.  I fetch the ringie thing off HuMom's big water bottles.  I don't quite know how DadDog taught me to fetch when he won't fetch anything but stray cats.

Da HuMom took a new picture of me when I was falling asleep.  She tucks me into her sweat shirt and makes a pillow on the keyboard tray.  I  could sleep there all day except she has to keep getting up to use the litter box.

Did you notice my cute toe beans?

It's been way to long since the Humom posted on our blog.  Too many of us kitties have passed on to the rainbow bridge.  The Humom has been berry sad and I guess that's why when the mean human decided to chuck me out the car window, he did so right here at the Ozark lady's house.  Now I have a Humom and a dogDad.  By the way my name is Moose.  Baby Moose for now till I get all big.

Dis is me and my dogDad.  He's trying to teach me that it's not nice to steal his milkbones.  He's not having much luck wif dat cuz he's old and fat and I've got super speed cuz  I'm like a Ninja Cat.

Ok, lets get back to how I ended up wif da lady who wasn't going to get any more animals cuz she's old.  She and her dog were out wandering around in da yard when Pigpen the onery feral mooch cat marched me outta da woods and straight up to my new HuMom and Dogdad.  At first Dogdad wanted to eat me but since Pigpen introduced us  Dogdad invited me to his house.  HuMom said no but dat lasted about 15 minutes.

Well I gotta go now but I'll leave you wif one of the newest pictures of me. 

Yeah I know.  I is going to be one good looking Ninja Cat.

BFF's

Everyone deserves their own Pillow Cat.

Yappy New Year

There must of been an "after party" because when the biped finally crawled out of bed she found Riley still trying to get his guests to wake up and go home.

Happy New Year from the Ozark Mountain Cats!

Secret Paws!

We didn't think Christmas would ever get here but it finally arrived.  Just like she promised we got to open our Secret Paw box from Angel Junior and his Mommeee.

Of course you know who had to grab the first toy out of da box.  Thank goodness there were lots of these toys so we could all have one.

There was lots of yummy fishies in the box.  And tins of catnip which Riley totally ignored.  More proof that he's not a cat.  We kept him busy hauling crinkle toys out of the box and into the bedroom.   We'll have fun wif dem tonight when da biped's trying to sleep and we're busy batting them around her room.

 

We think Ollie might of over done it with the  catnip fish.

All in all we had a great Christmas day, a lot of great toys from our Secret Santa Cat , and lets not forget the nummie treats for us and special diet food that might make Velcro kitty feel better .

 

We hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas too.  And Thank you Rhonda & Kitties for our box of goodies.

 

 

 

 

Someone had to tell him

Annie decides it's time to let Riley know that....

Anniecat....."Riley, You're a DOG."

Riley....."It's a lie!  Someone tell me it's a lie!"

Long Time Gone

It's been a long time since we got our biped to sit down and help us post on our blog.  Almost two years, with too much sadness and illness.  Da biped lost her humom last August, and then Dumb and Dumber must of missed Grandma because they left soon after.  Us cats are hanging in there but the bones are getting a little grouchy with age.

 

Heesh is almost 16 along with Annie and Ollie following close behind.  The biped must think we've lost our marbles because she keeps bringing home strange animals telling us that they're our new brother and sister cats.

 

This was the first "new" cat we got.  He came to live with us right after Dumb and Dumber left for the bridge.  Compared to this "cat" Dumb and Dumber were geniuses.

 

 

Get this!  He was so dumb that he had to go to school.  He's so dumb that he actually "LIKES" to be dressed up.

 

 

Riley....."You're just jealous cat cuz I have cuter clothes than you.."

 

 

Heesh....."Check out these new cats.  The biped doesn't let them come in the house, yet, but you never know when she'll weaken.  I mean there's that barking cat that moved in with us.

 

 

Heesh...."Well that's about all for the update.  Oh wait!  There was one good thing that happened in the last two years.  Da biped bought us our very own bun warmer, which Anniecat immediately claimed as hers.

 

 

 

Heesh....."Don't worry about Annie melting.  It's made special so you can't burn yourself."

 

 

Heesh....."We know that for a fact cuz we tried to stuff that new cat in it."

 

 

New Year's Resolutions

biped....."So lets see....How's your new years going?  Ours you ask?......

Major....."Not so hot here.  I gotted this neat box in the mail and it went flatted the minute I tried to sit in it."

biped......"Maybe that's a hint that you need to start working on that New Year's resolution."

ps...biped...."If you ever wondered if the cat hair in your computer's monitor could catch fire.  Well the  answer is yes."

Major....."Quit complaining.  You have a brand new monitor now.  BTW were'nt you going to give up complaining this year?"  

Hebrews 13:1-2

 
Let brotherly love continue.  Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.

 

biped....."It's winter in the Ozarks and it can be brutal.  So right after I got Momcat and her two kids fixed and moved into the house, another Momcat showed up with her boyfriend.  I wondered what I was going to tell Mom before she walked out the door and stumbled over them and I came up with the bible verse about strangers being angels.  So meet our newest Angels even though the black one (Jughead) may not truly be one.

biped....."I think that there might of been a wedding this weekend because Jughead and siamese cat are now sharing the bed.  Before now it was one or the other, never both cats at the same time.  I'm sure it has nothing to do with the snow thats out in the yard.

 

biped....."The kitties are kept nice and toasty warm with a heat lamp that was made to keep baby chicks warm.

 

 

 

Why is MomCat smiling?

biped......"Just maybe because her and the kids have gone from this..."

 

 

biped....."To this...."                                                                      

 

 

 

A little Catitude in the Ozarks...

biped......"The mail lady brought our secret paw presents today, but there's a slight problem....

Smudge....."It's mine.....All mine."

Cyber Fever!

Ollie....."Wow, do you remember when it looked like that.

 

Smudge....."I don't think it ever looked like that.  It's always looked like its been run through a shredder.

 

Ollie....."It looked like that when we were young, a long time before you came along.

 

Smudge....."Well it looks like this now."

Ollie...."I don't know what's worse.  The fact that its deaded, or the fact that any minute she'll come in here with a roll or duck tape to "fix" it."

Smudge......"For sure.  And then there'll be that lecture about apprechiating the things that we have.

Ollie....."Yeah, Yeah..... Be happy.  Think about the kitties in the woods that don't have anything."

            ********click*******

Smudge....."Well we'll be happy to donate this one to the poor little darlings just as soon as our new one gets here.

Ollie....."Hey push the button again and we can buy one for our secret pal."

                              *******click******click******

Ollie ......"I heard an extra click."

Smudge....."Yeah, I got one for the cats in the woods."

Ollie......."You mean the cats who used to be in the woods who are now the bedroom cats?

Smudge ........"Yeah those cats."

ps.....This is the most pathetic looking cattree ever made.  My brother gave it to the cats about five years ago and the they absolutely loved it.  We have a six foot tall one that got played with once and then ignored.  The  cats choose this one.  If you (the cat) get back about ten feet and runs like mad, it and cat starts sliding across the room from the impact.  Land on the top and grab the little red ball and it starts twirling in a circle like some kind of demented carnival ride.  Twirl enough and the scratching post and/or top falls off and you get to watch your human cuss as they have to reassemble it. Better yet,  let the 20+ pound cat sit on the top and the whole thing topples over and  it becomes a night hazard sure to trip up your human on his way to the bathroom  at 3 am.

Good Life Gus

Gus......."ZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

 

 Gus the cat discovers the true meaning of  Thanksgiving.  Good food, Good Friends and a Good Nap. (not necessarily in that order)

Brothers....

 

Anniecat......   "Uh, you know that the biped has spent a small fortune on fancy cat beds for you two...."

 

 

 

 

Anniecat....."You know, I can really commiserate with Daisy.  Brother's just don't have any common sense." 

 

 

Smudge....."Did you hear something?"

 

Heesh....."I think it was the squeaky front door.

 

 

Kibble Time

Lgk....."Wow, look at this human kibble."

 

Gus....."Wow that's really huge!"

Momcat...."Does it taste good?"

 

Lgk......"Not really.  It could use a little salmon juice."

 

Gus....."Hey, here comes the biped.  Maybe she's bringing the salmon juice."

 

 

 

Lgk...."No, its a cup of that hot steamy stuff."

 

Gus...."Hey, look!  She's dipping her kibble in the hot stuff."

 

Momcat....."Well that's insulting.  She sure is acting uppitty.  Everyone knows there isn't germs in kitty slobber."

Ain't he cute!

Biped......"Hey Mom,  come look at Heesh!"

Mom......."Uh, whaaaa?"

Biped....."Isn't he cute?!  He's the first one to use it."

Mom....."Ooooh my."

Ollie....."Oh my is right.  We're going to be kicked right outta da Ozarks."

The Over the Hill Gang...

biped....."Only people over 42ish years old will know what I'm living with.  Certainly people in their 60's will really relate.  I truly feel that I cursed myself when 30 years ago when I told my 80ish neighbor that she just needed to go to a different eye doctor and she'd be able to get decent glasses.  The reason I'm blabbering about failing eyesight and crappy eye glass makers is that Mom and I were sitting on the front porch the other night.  And Mom said,

MOm....."Look at that clump of grass walking across the driveway."

biped...."Mom, grass doesn't walk.  In our yard it bolts but it never  has been known to walk."


biped....."I had to sit there a few minutes before I saw what she was seeing.  There was about a square foot chunk of grass moving slowly across the yard."

biped....."I had to run inside and get the camera to take a picture of Mom's walking grass.

 

biped....."Look at the size of those claws.  I bet it could really do some damage if you tried to pick it.