Thursday, March 31, 2011

A Pile of Temptations....

major...."Here I am, nicely posing for the biped. Notice the Have a nice day on the sack. You'd think with my expert posing would garner me some Temptations."

major....."Take a look at my Temptations. All stacked up nice and neat."

info.... for non-quilting kitties. Each one of those baskets has a quilting project. Anything from fancy purses, gorgeous pillow cases with cute kitty paw prints, quilt tops for people who like to go camping, They're also known as our Temptations. and don't anycat dare suggest that we sneak up there and take a nap on that lucious fabric. There's a fable in these here parts dat there's a big ole spring steel trap hiding up there and it will snap our footsies off if we even think of napp'ng up there."

ollie...."I think it must be true cuz Grandma keeps saying, "Don't get close to those baskets or you'll be walking around on stumps."

major...."Oh Ollie, I think that's just Grandma joshing wif us."

ollie...."Well I'd suggest letting dumb and dumber to try taking a nap up there before we do."

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Hard Times in the Ozarks...

ollie...."You know things are pretty tight for alot of people, especially in the Ozarks."

major...."I know, I heard da biped grumbling about the price of cotton being outrageous."

ollie....."Do they make Temptations outta cotton? Should we be worried?"

major...."I don't know, but I heard the biped saying we were going to have to start cutting back so she could afford it."

ollie...."Well she could of saved some green papers and skipped dis magazine."

major....."Hey it says something here about Cheap fills in order to buy fabric. Cheap fills means beans and rice."

ollie...."For us kitties? We better check da cupboards."

ollie...."Black beans, hmmmm, kidney beans. There's a huge can of pinto beans in here."

major...."Do cats eat apple pie filling? I sooo don't see any Temptations in here."

major...."Quess we're going to start eating cotton scraps just like dumb and dumber do."

Bestest Grandma, Part 2

annie...."Hey Grandma, I'm not getting any respect here?"

grandma...."I see you've been upstaged a little bit."

annie......"Is your bathroom empty grandma?" "Giggle, giggle"

grandma...."Uh, I don't know if the biped will be happy if she finds her dog in the bathroom."

annie...."giggle, giggle, from the look on her face I don't think the dog is very happy."

Monday, March 28, 2011

I have the Bestest Grandma....

annie...."I'm feeling awful tired Grandma."

grandma..."Why don't you take a nap sweetie."

annie...."Well cuz as soon as I close my eyes, the brat will ruin my nap."

grandma...."Would you like me to lock the monster in the bathroom?"

annie....."That would be nice Grandma."

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Snorklurs Welcome....

Bad Kitty

biped...."Ahem, keep your paw out of my clam chowder!"

annie...."Sluuuurrp! Yes biped."

annie...."How uncool. I think I got a clam stuck between my toes."

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Quess What!


biped...."What's wrong M..?!"


Major....."The dogs did it?"

biped...."I don't think so, unless they were sleep walking."

major...."Would you believe I was making you waffles? No?, I know, Chris Brown came to visit us."

biped..."Not really, but I quess I'm going to have to get those child proof locks to keep you out of the cabinets."

Monday, March 21, 2011

They're Baaaack!

smudge...."I want what the major's staring at.?"

ollie....."That would be a juicy robin. They came back to the Ozarks this weekend."

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Dog Chases Cat

ollie...."Thanks to Geico, we now have undisputable proof!"

ollie...."And did you notice that the cat is the better driver?!"

Pretty in Green

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Preparing for St Paddy's day..

major....."Hey biped! Are you already hitt'ng the bottle? You cutz off my ears wif dat shot."

major...."Dat's not much of an improvement. I only have one ear in that one. And what a lame St Paddy's day costume."

major...."You better charge the batteries cuz I'm not going to be seen in this poor excuse of a costume. Plus how am I supposed to be an Irish cat when you forgot to buy the corned beef and cabbage??!:

biped...."Guess I'll have to hit the dollar store tomorrow."

major...."That's going to be some corned beef if she gets it from da dollar store."

smudge...."Quit gripping or the cheapskate will dye the halloween pumpkin green and tell you that you're a cabbage."

biped...."Dang, I should of thought of that.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Chicken Thief

major...."Hey look! Someone just left a plate of yummy chicken on the table."

major...."The biped did a good job, tender, juicy, not over salted."

biped...."Bad Kitty. You know you're not supposed to eat off da table. Do you understand?!"

major...."Of course will never happen again."

major...."Is it time for desert yet?"

Friday, March 11, 2011

Happy Birthday Grandma!

smudge...."It's Grandma's birthday."

ollie...."How old is Grandma?"

smudge...."She's 17. Wow, that's not so old."

annie. "Hey, We should sing her a song. All together now!"

"yowl, screech, woof, woof, mrrrroooar"

annie...."OOOH, that sounded pretty bad. Quess we shouldn't of had those niptinis before singing."

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Meerkat Wednesday....

biped...."We thought that Major did a good job of immitating a meerkat. We really miss that show.


annie...."Hey Biped! Can you turn the heater on?!"

annie...."I think there's goose bumps on my nose."

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Sunday night at the movies...

annie....."Come to Momma you little puff ball."


Friday, March 4, 2011

attack of stealth cat

annie...."here i am in stealth mode. no cat can see me."

annie....."silent paws gliding towards their prey."

annie...."giggle, giggle, ooops stealth cat better be quiet."

ollie...."I wish she'd hurry up and take the soggy thing. Wet catnip just doesn't smell that good."

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Cat's Rule!

biped...."the dog bed!

smudge...."don't forget the couch and your bed biped!"